and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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