I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who died my cat blue again?
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