I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Floor bacon is actually really good
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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