you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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