hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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