Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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