ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
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