does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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