Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
now i know why i became what i already was.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
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