We're like a lot better than the average bears
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
