i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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