Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
