He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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