Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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