My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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