Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize