what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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