I just cut my nipple shaving
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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