I heard we made out
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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