it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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