But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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