I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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