We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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