I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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