i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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