i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
jump out the window naked night went bad
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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