There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I just had sex on a roof
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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