I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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