u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I think your dad took our porno
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
