She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Just puked most of my soul out..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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