i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have tasted many bathrooms
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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