How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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