i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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