speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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