rhymes with "ouble enetration"
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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