Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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