I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize