so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
