Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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