The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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