There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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