Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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