Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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