Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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