We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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