last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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