what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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