If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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