Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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