I accidentally had phone sex last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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