It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dear god my vagina.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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