Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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