He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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