Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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