remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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