the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
3pm strippers are depressing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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